at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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