i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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