Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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