What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
