I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
