It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I need moral support for this bender
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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