Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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