yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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