...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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