So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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