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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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