he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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