The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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