don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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