I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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