Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
