No awkward lesbian experiences without me
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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