your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
