We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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