I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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