After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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