I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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