BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
it's like heaven, but drunker
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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