I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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