If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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