Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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