I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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