How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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