She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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