I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I could fuck to npr.
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