you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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