found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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