Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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