Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Come share oat with me in your robe
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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