After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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