I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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