You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
