I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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