He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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