I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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