i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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