I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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