Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Green mimosas i think yes
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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