i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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