She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
