Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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