In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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