I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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