He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
