fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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