Me too!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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