There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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