sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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